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Enjoy some Rajini style…
• When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd standard….someone stole his rough note….& now they call it as ………….Wikipedia
• Rajnikant purchased a road roller…To Iron his clothes
• Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…….And Birds returned grains they took last year as well
• If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts!
• Rajnikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - “Solve any 100 questions”….. He solved all 150 and wrote, ” Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!”
• One day Rajni thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….
• Tonight at 9 Rajni can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event…
• Rajnikant’s next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and… the Titanic in the other
• “Rajnikant doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs”
• “Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012…..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty”…..

• Law of Conservation of Rajni
All scientists failed to answer this but Rajnikant did…
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa… mind it!!!

• Once Rajnikant’s photo was given for Xerox and we got two copies of the Xerox machine.
• Once upon a time Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth…..Today that powder is known as…”AMBUJA CEMENT”

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